Just when I thought I had heard of everything, along come the DentureVault.com people, selling...  You guessed it!  "Denture Vaults," disguised as a scented candle!

My prediction: DentureVault version 2.0 will feature a functioning, alcohol-powered candle; I'm not sure if it will be scented, though, that feature may have to wait for version 3.0!!  :-)

(Tessa, please don't get me one of these if I ever need to wear dentures; I have enough trouble finding my glasses in the morning!!)